Pat la Hyène

Patches returns with his deceiving ways to trick you into things and eventually sell you good stuff.

Encounters

Catacombs: In front of the lever for the spiked-bridge. He'll pull the lever, making it impossible for you to cross the bridge again. Speak to him again, he'll ask if you're a cleric. Answer with "no" to avoid him getting hostile. Then proceed to finish off the Pinwheel boss in the catacombs to make patches change location.
Tomb of Giants: He appears soon after the first bonfire you encounter. He will talk to you and push you down a hole. After you have been tricked and found your way back up, talk to him and he will ask you if you are a Priest. If you say yes he will become hostile, so answer "no".
Even before being tricked, if you answer "no" to his question he will still trigger the bridge while you are on it. He only does this once so you don't have to kill him in order to proceed.
Note: Getting pushed into the hole in the Tomb of Giants is actually favorable to you as that is where you get you Skull Lantern, so forgive poor patches and praise the sun that you have an item that makes it easier to see more than a foot in front of you.
Proceed to defeat Nito after obtaining the Lordvessel, and Patches will change his location to the Firelink Shrine (near the Primordial Serpent towards the graveyard,) where he will sell you a variety of useful items (see below.)

Drops

• 2000 souls
• 4x Humanity
• Crescent Axe

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